Chase Passive Income Ideas: How to Profit from Elderly Hoarders
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I'm Chase Passive Income. You're getting this email because you follow me on X or Instagram and signed up for the list - or you used one of my vending machines and I mined your personal data. Enjoy the free business advice. - Last year, I met with the owner of a junk removal business. Asked him how business is going "Good," he told me. "We just did a huge job last week. A hoarder died and her kids hired me to clean out her house. We charged over $20k because of all the crap in her place." I asked if that was his ideal client. Absolutely, he said. A mentally ill hoarder that's been in their home for at least 30 years is the best job. That got my wheels turning. I pulled up property records. Searched for homes owned for 30+ years. Then I analyzed satellite images to find homes overflowing with junk. Bingo. Identified 272 houses in his zip code with ideal clients. Then I posed as a doctor to gain access to medical records at local hospitals. I identified 88 of those owners as likely to die very soon. Did a mailer campaign to all the relatives of the hoarder likely to die soon. When the time comes, our junk removal business will be fresh in their mind. Total spent: $450 Total ROI: 21 new projects worth $438,000. Incredible. Oh yeah, and the guy with the junk removal business? It was me. I gave myself the idea and reaped all the rewards. Growing a business is easy when you know how to market to the right people. Wealthily, Chase Passive Income Certified Alpha Male | Level 98 Sauna Networker p.s. - want to see my new project? visit ParodyCorp.com |
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